is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You made out with two different species that night
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
True strength comes from lack of pants
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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