Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Enjoy the penises
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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