So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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