I'd wear matching sweaters with you
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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