Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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