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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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