Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
