I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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