We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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