I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
this is an emotional support booty call
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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