Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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