She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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