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You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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