Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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