This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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