So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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