idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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