i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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