I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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