so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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