whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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