lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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