We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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