You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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