Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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