But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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