Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
