I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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