Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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