Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
