what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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