have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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