oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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