he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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