Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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