He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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