Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
