I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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