The maid of honor just puked.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
babies were throwing up all over the place
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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