He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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