with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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