I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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