I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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