just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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