What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
two words: eviction party
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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