Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
false alarm, still single
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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