Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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