You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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