Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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