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No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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