Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
