try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
