I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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