I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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